"Cards are war, in disguise of a sport."
-Charles Lamb
Every game is a new challenge. Reading each new opponent with zee skilled ease zat come with centuries of practice, I look to zee current "game" zat 'as torn zee world. I must say zat I am, for lack of a better word, disappointed. I 'ave 'eard of wars fought over land, money, reputations and much more, even love, but oil and a pair of buildings? Truly, Alfred? 'ow many people must die for your stubborn pride?